12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.

It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.

Most of the flesh and bones are missing.

Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much

They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]


[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage

[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of Unicor hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage


[Action | Around town]

[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.

That horn might look familiar.

He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]

Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.

You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!

Comments

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

[Being BM is suffering.

The world is pain.

Time to hurt people.

He comes limping out of the bushes. Very battered and broken under his robes.]

That's... it!

Time... to beat... a dead horse.

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

[Applejack paws at the ground as she replies to Dash through gritted teeth.]

Then Ah guess we better get it back, whether he lets us or not.

[With a snort, Applejack takes off full tilt at Black Mage as he comes crawling out of the bushes, fully intending to trample him.]

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

Oh, he's gonna give it back all right.

[Even though she was in a lot of pain, she still has enough fight in her to get back up. She wouldn't go down without a fight at least. With a flap of her wings, she shakily lifts herself off the ground and flies right at Black Mage, going for a headbutt.]

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

[BM still has plenty of spell power left.

Sadly, he's injured and a terrible shot.]

Time to bring the pain.

BOLT 3!

BOLT 3!

BOLT 3!

[Lightning crashes from the sky. Bolts large enough to blow craters into the ground, destroy cars and send debris flying.

Sadly, they are all off target and easy to dodge at the moment by the two fast moving ponies.]

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

[Applejack is completely focus on her target now, so she doesn't even notice where those bolts are landing, or even the bits of debris that bounce off of her as she moves at full gallop straight into Black Mage. She has her head down to catch him in the gut and once contact is made, she gives a flick upward to send him up into the air as she runs underneath him.]

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

[Rainbow Dash, likewise, is dodging the bolts and picking up speed. Right as Applejack knocks him up in the air, Rainbow Dash follows up with a headbutt of her own - slamming full force into Black Mage.]

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

[Oh, well, this didn't go well at all.

The blow from Applejack is excruciating. It couldn't possibly get worse.

Oh wait, there's Rainbow Dash.

The headbutt slams into his frail, mage body and shatters more bones. He hits the ground hard, laying there, quickly losing conciousness to internal bleeding.]

[downtoearthpony.livejournal.com]

[Applejack turns around in her gallop, kicking up dirt, intending to make another pass if Black Mage is still up, but starts to slow down once she sees he's not moving anymore.

She approaches cautiously in case this is a trick and when it looks like he's not about to get up, she looks around for Dash.]

Ah think he's down for the count! You okay, Dash?

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

[Rainbow Dash slumps forward a bit, the adrenaline wearing off and the exhaustion setting in.]

Y-yeah, I'm fine.