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[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.

It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.

Most of the flesh and bones are missing.

Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much

They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]


[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage


[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of Unicor hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage



[Action | Around town]

[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.

That horn might look familiar.

He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]

Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.

You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!

502 Ricardo

Date: 2011-10-17 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatinonlayton.livejournal.com
[DANG NOT!SON your friends just get weirder and weirder.]

502 Ricardo

Date: 2011-10-17 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com
[Probably should have wrapped it in something better than paper, considering it's raw meat.]

502 Ricardo

Date: 2011-10-18 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
[Trust him.

He didn't want it.]

Date: 2011-10-21 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatinonlayton.livejournal.com
Got some enemies, have you?

[Let's just say Paolo already trashed the meat. It was contaminating everything, sick.]

Date: 2011-10-21 06:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com
A stupid one, yeah.

[Really, the fact that he only has one enemy is pretty impressive considering what he's usually like.]

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