12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.

It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.

Most of the flesh and bones are missing.

Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much

They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]


[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage

[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of Unicor hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage


[Action | Around town]

[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.

That horn might look familiar.

He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]

Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.

You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!

Comments

502 Ricardo

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

[Probably should have wrapped it in something better than paper, considering it's raw meat.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

So it's Black Mage, the Major, and the Doctor. [Indeed, he knows about the Doctor, too. Slugger wonders what Teatime would have thought.]

Anyone else?

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

[Sorry Black Mage, but Rainbow Dash is way too enraged to listen to what he has to say. The sound she makes next sounds something similiar to a very angry bull, and she starts attacking in a blind rage.]

Re: 836 Hastings Boulevard

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[Nina is just getting home too when she notices Johan staring at the back yard and goes over to see what the problem is, because it looks like he's studying something...

When she sees it, her eyes go wide. And she screams, right before dropping to her knees, breathing hard.]

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[Johan is even quieter then normal.]

I was going to ask you if you knew about this. But I'll take that as a no.

[Okay first of all, closing the curtains and kneeling down to make sure you're alright.]

Anna, calm down.

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

[Euphie comes up behind him, wondering what he's looking at. He looks kind of grossed out, which immediately makes her a bit worried.]

Luke? What have you got there?

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

[She's physically okay, but she looks extremely freaked out. Is the town doing something again? Or is this the work of another resident?

She tries to calm herself on his instruction, taking several deep breaths. Her hands are shaking as she clasps them together.]

I -- I'm not sure, but I think I might know who did this.

[She has no proof, and she isn't 100% sure. The town has no shortage of psychotics, after all. But there's one psycho in particular who harasses her, who has already threatened people close to her...

Even though she's staring at the ground, the horror in her eyes is obvious.]

She knew there was a reason she disliked compliments.

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

...Teatime still counts, even if he's not here anymore. And I'm rather expecting your favorite teacher to dive off the deep end someday; it will certainly happen if Nina's ever droned.

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

Do you?

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

Yes. Do you remember that man we saw in the park? The one with the bag over his head?

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

The Black Mage?

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

Yes. I don't know that it's him. But he's threatened me before. He said that if I told anyone what he said to me, he would kill you.

[Her shaking worsens.]

He said he would torture you. He said he would kill all of my friends. If he did this... if he knows where I live now... he could be trying to send a message.

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

[Luke makes a surprised sound, before turning and trying to block her view of the package. It'd be awful if he let a lady see the bloody package laying out in plain sight.]

I-it's nothing, miss Euphie! Just someone's idea of a bad joke, is all!

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

[Well, there went plan B.

Plan C is to get the tar beat out of him and hope that shock or internal bleeding kills him before the pain gets overwhelming.]

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

Possibly.

Though I know he's been making other people miserable. It's not only you Anna.

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

[That doesn't make her any less worried.]

Luke. Let me see it.

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

[And without anyone to restrain her before this fight gets too out of hand, Dash seems perfectly content with beating the tar out of Black Mage, using her hooves to kick at or stomp on Black Mage with as much force as she can put into it.]

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

[Man does that hurt.

But, all good deeds can't go without some trouble. Gurgling out, and extending his non smashed hand...]

B...olt... 2!

[Lightning lancing from his finger tips, dark lord of the Sith style.]

[brotherseyes.livejournal.com]

I didn't think it was. I know he's planning something on Halloween. I think he intends to hurt a lot of people.

[She's been so scared to tell anyone about Black Mage, even though she wanted to. Johan is the first person she's managed to tell in detail like this.

But now, because she didn't tell Rarity...]

But if he really did this, then it's my fault he went after Rarity. I should have warned her about him.

[tapshoetomove.livejournal.com]

[Luke goes to protest, but instead his shoulders slump and he obediently moves out of the way, glancing back at the bloody package that's been left for the family.]

[foalingaround.livejournal.com]

[WELP

Right as Rainbow Dash goes to smash down on his other hand, she briefly sees the lightning crackling from his fingers. Before she has a chance to react to it, she can feel the pain of being electrocuted by BM's magic. She lets out a scream of pain before collapsing to the ground.]

[geassedmassacre.livejournal.com]

[Euphie's eyes flash with anger when she sees it. She reaches out to pick it up and study it. Disgust is written all over her features.]

Who would do such a thing?

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

You'll see her tomorrow. I don't think she'll blame you either.

Around Town

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[s BM a heartless enough a bastard to eviscerate a unicorn?

Mart's guess would be yes.]

You

Sick

FUCKER!

I knew you were up to some sick ass shit again!