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soangryicouldtinkle) wrote2011-10-17 05:38 pm
soangryicouldtinkle) wrote2011-10-17 05:38 pm
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12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic
[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))
[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.
It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.
Most of the flesh and bones are missing.
Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much
They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]
[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]
[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage
[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]
[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift ofUnicor hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage
[Action | Around town]
[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.
That horn might look familiar.
He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]
Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.
You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))
[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.
It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.
Most of the flesh and bones are missing.
Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much
They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]
[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]
[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage
[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]
[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of
-Black Mage
[Action | Around town]
[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.
That horn might look familiar.
He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]
Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.
You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!
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[Mart is very tempted by the prospect of escaping this town.]
How do I know you're actually trying to make a spell to escape when you could be doing something to try and kill us all?
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Black Mages are so much better at that sort of thing.
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Prove it to me by opening up even a tiny crack or portal.
If you can do that at least I'll never have to see your psycho face ever again.
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Learn to cast spells then we'll talk, until then, scram.
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And is that actually supposed to do something.
Because I think you just killed that Unicorn and stuck its horn on your head cause you're a sick bastard.
I don't think it'll do shit for ya.
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I don't remember why summoners have to have horns but they put one in my hat in class and insisted it was useful. It wasn't even all that magical one. Now, a Unicorn horn has a ton of magic in it.
So, if any horn has a chance of breaking the boundaries of this reality and the next, it's a Unicorn's.