12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

[soangryicouldtinkle]

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.

It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.

Most of the flesh and bones are missing.

Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much

They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]


[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage

[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of Unicor hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage


[Action | Around town]

[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.

That horn might look familiar.

He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]

Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.

You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!

Comments

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

Actually, I am pretty sure it's just decoration but I really didn't pay enough attention.

It can't be that hard, I mean summoners are all kinda stupid.

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

Who did you take it from?

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

A tree.

Where do you think I got it from?

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

[Hands on her hips, all pouty] I don't know. [Spoiler: what are unicorns?]

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

Well, when a man and a woman really love each other, they pull out knives and do battle for each other's horns. Who ever gets the horn wins all the love.

Sometimes men are tricky and they hide their horns. So be sure to do a lot of stabbing about.

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

You stole that from your girlfriend? And you want me to take it from you? [That's what she heard. Dammit, BM. Stop corrupting the young.]

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

No, you should only cut it off the person you love.

I don't love you, so you got to go find some other suc- I mean boy friend.

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

So you don't love your girlfriend. Wow.

Oh, well, I don't expect you to love me. We've only just met. ...but I don't have a boyfriend.

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

Not anymore, I got the horn didn't I? That's what matters most.

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

I suppose.

[A beat.]

So I just get a boyfriend and then steal his?

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

Yep, remember, they usually hide them somewhere under the clothes.

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

Why would they do that?

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

It makes the game more fun, trust me, it's worth it.

[Will he ever tell a truth?]

[toxicophelia.livejournal.com]

If you say so!

[Medicine trots off, now. ...but watch out, BM. Come a few months, you'll be receiving a call. From a girl. Happily shrieking that she's gotten a summoner's horn. :T]

[inthenertz.livejournal.com]

Good hunting!

[Be sure to tell victims and the outraged who send you.]