Yeah, funny thing. You'll have a hard time holding yourself together, after this - laughing, as it were, on the other side of your face. Hmm, maybe I should grab a notebook... surely it'll be very educational, seeing a person squeezing through five holes at once.

[ He scoffs again, then chuckles, this time with a sense of familiarity. ]

Hey, now, there's no need to be racist. An elf's just as much as a person as anyone else.