soangryicouldtinkle | 12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.

It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.

Most of the flesh and bones are missing.

Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much

They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]

[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage

[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of ~~Unicor~~ hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage

[Action | Around town]

[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.

That horn might look familiar.

He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]

Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.

You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!

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Right. To the park?

[Still stepping closer and readying his mitts.]

And here's why that's a bad reason: I'll break your jaw before you get a syllable off to any spell you try.

Got it?

What makes you think your dumb ass can break outta this place compared to anyone else who's tried?

To the park.

[She echoes with an air of annoyance.]

I'd rather avoid the heavy labor if I can help it. Can you phase through the ground, Slugger?

[Before they can go though, they might notice a young man walking over.]

Excuse me, this might be a rather odd question. But is your ....pony alive?

I can. But with the meat...

[sounding unsure. Slugger knows he can't teleport with living things, but since this was no longer a living thing, perhaps it was worth a shot. At the unexpected sound of Johan's voice, Slugger looks up.]

Mr. Liebert? [Did Johan know something about this?] You got something, too?

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[Johan. ...Not exactly the worst person to see right now, but not the best, either. Susan deftly takes a step forward, her cloak subtly wrapping around the arm that held the bag. She'll take a moment to glance off to the side.]

...Yes. Yes, Pinkie Pie's fine.

[And because Susan hasn't gotten where she is without picking up on some subtleties of nuance, she'll aim a piercing glance at Johan.]

Shall I assume yours isn't?

[Johan, as always seems calm and un-phased.]

From the state we found the backyard in, I would say no.

[He glances over at Slugger.]

You've mentioned the Black Mage before.

I'm sure she won't. [That won't stop Nina from blaming herself, though. Without fully realizing it, she leans against Johan for support.] We're going to have to do something. This town is full of such dangerous people. We have to be able to protect ourselves and the children living with us.

And I don't think she'd want you to blame yourself either.

What do you suggest?

I don't know, either. But he cannot be allowed to do this. I won't stand for it! [>:/]

[She's quiet at that first thing. Because he's right, but Nina can't help it.]

I know you don't like him, but I'm going to ask Theo to put wards up around our house. He had them up around the house I lived at with him, and they were strong enough to keep out most things. That, and I'm going to make sure everyone in the house can defend themselves if necessary. It won't solve every problem, but it's a start.

You're absolutely right! Don't worry miss Euphie, if I see this "Black Mage" person, I'll make sure he won't do something like this again!

...crackly-crackly...?

[How could the smelly bad man be doing that? Nyanpire continued to back away, crouched low, ears flattened.]

No! No, no, no! FFFFTTT!

[He'd run away, that was it, he'd... turn and bolt, when he was far enough away! He speed quickens, he moves back and back and back and... he trips himself up on the curb.]

Nyaa...! [Fwump, and he has to use valuable time to right himself...]

(It's now or never.

Calmly, she peers pass the corner, just enough so that she can get a good shot and aimed the revolver, pulling the trigger two times in rapid succession. Both for his legs. She wasn't going to kill him; not yet. This was just a warning to stay away from Nyanpire. Besides, she knew he had a lot of enemies in town; maybe one of them would see him lying around injured and finish the job. That way, he'd get even more confused. She knew she'd be able to hit him; he was standing still, and she had ten years of experience with guns.

Almost as soon as the last shot is done, she quickly ducks back behind the corner and runs off, praying that Nyanpire was fast enough to get away. She can't afford to let herself get caught by the Black Mage either, so she quickly speeds off to merge with the crowd as soon as she can, or to duck into the nearest alley. Wondering around the town had really helped her to know it well, so she quickly weaves her way around, not stopping for even a moment.)

Got some enemies, have you?

[Let's just say Paolo already trashed the meat. It was contaminating everything, sick.]

A stupid one, yeah.

[Really, the fact that he only has one enemy is pretty impressive considering what he's usually like.]

Alright. That sounds like a good idea.

Yeah, I know I am. I don't need some slack jawed townie to tell me.

Oh, yeah, unicorn horn. I'm trying to work summoning magic.

Actually, I am pretty sure it's just decoration but I really didn't pay enough attention.

It can't be that hard, I mean summoners are all kinda stupid.

[Continuing to back up.]

That's sweet, but you're not that fast. If I keep you at a distance I can use you like a super human wrecking ball.

I wonder how many bodies your body could crush?

Though, seriously bitey, I am saving as many spells as I can to rip this reality a new hole and make an exit so big even you couldn't miss it.

[BM is lucky... and by lucky, I mean he is a mash of sheets and his actual body size under it is hard to make out.

That, and crouching down means he takes two bullets.

In his rear. Oh, god, that is going to hurt all day. he gives a shout and limps around a bit.

The cat will get away while he's cursing fate and he won't even think to give chase. Instead looking around for a threat to burn. He'll probably zap a bird just to make himself feel better.]

Aw, shut the fuck up already.

[Mart is very tempted by the prospect of escaping this town.]

How do I know you're actually trying to make a spell to escape when you could be doing something to try and kill us all?

Because Summoners are lame and if I wanted to kill everyone I wouldn't be dressed like a summoner.

Black Mages are so much better at that sort of thing.

Whatever.

Prove it to me by opening up even a tiny crack or portal.

If you can do that at least I'll never have to see your psycho face ever again.

I'm working on it, this stuff takes time. Bending your will on the boundaries of dimensions is an art.

Learn to cast spells then we'll talk, until then, scram.

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