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Black Mage Evilwizardington ([personal profile] soangryicouldtinkle) wrote2011-10-17 05:38 pm

12th Atrocity - Friendship Is F@#$ing Magic

[To the members of 836 Hastings Boulevard]
((OOC permission granted by Rarity-mun))

[When you get home from work and classes on Monday, you may notice something is different about your back yard.

It might be that it now looks like someone redecorated it with unicorn blood and fur.

Most of the flesh and bones are missing.

Whoever did this enjoyed their work, far too much

They even did some finger painting of the happy family with the blood.]


[Front porch of 502 Ricardo Street]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has been left for you. It has a note, "To Pokey", on it.]
Dear Pokey, I leave this gift of hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings.
PS. Can your living robot come out to play again?
-Black Mage


[Front porch of 726 Anderson Lane]

[A blood soaked, wrapped package has also been left here. It has a note for, "Bat boy and Sword Woman".]
Dear murderous sociopaths, I leave this gift of Unicor hamburger meat to show there are no hard feelings. Keep up the good work.
-Black Mage



[Action | Around town]

[Black Mage is walking around town in his new green bed sheets and a bloody horn sticking out of his paper bag.

That horn might look familiar.

He is muttering and chanting, waving his hands in the air, and getting frustrated.]

Why won't this work! I think I got the words right.

You'd think a unicorn horn would be perfect for dealing with dimensional magic!

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice. Five finger discounts are pretty sweet.

[He'd find this a lot more amusing if it wasn't Black Mage.

He just pauses after that explanation BM. And just stares.

Before taking another swing at BM's head with the bat as hard as he can.]

Re: [753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[One day BM will learn to be agile.

Today is not that day.

BAM, he hits the ground hard.]


See... urgh... this is not what friends do.

You want a warning.. or... do you want... to be surprised about what comes next?

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh good! That's convenient. Pokey will be placing his foot on Black Mage's throat, but not pressing down hard enough to start choking him.]

We aren't friends, freak job.

Tell me. Now.

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Gurk....

I'm... going to find... everyone close to you... and...

... show them...

EYEBEAMS!

[Going to try to blast Pokey in the face.

Right now not complaining about not getting necromancy or fire spells.]

Re: [Around town]

[identity profile] taser-facial.livejournal.com 2011-10-18 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ An eyebrow's raised. Well, so much for polite discussion. Time, it would appear, for Insult Warfare! ]

You mean your face? Well, that would explain the bag - I'm certainly glad that you've dropped it off for that biannual cleaning.
nyanpire: (Rawr!)

[personal profile] nyanpire 2011-10-19 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Nyanpire does not approach. Innocent and naive as he may be, he doesn't like what he's seeing and smelling.]

No!

[He starts to back away, hissing.]

You smell like Rarity! Ffffft! Bad! Bad!

That's not your horn! FTTTT!!!

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Well shit.

Pokey gives a squawk of surprise, but manages to move his head enough so that the eyebeams tear through the side of his face instead of dead-on. Which still hurts like hell enough that he takes his foot off Black Mage's throat.

He should run. He needs to get out or he's going to die and that'd be pointless. But he can't move. He simply can't will himself to leave.

And for once? It isn't out of fear. Not really.

He's enraged. Just utterly enraged that Black Mage would threaten that, and can probably make good on it no matter what he does, but Pokey has to DO something about it. It's the first time he's really felt the need to act on protecting others, on protecting and helping his friends.

Either he dies or, or Black Mage does. So while his foot isn't on BM's throat? Still taking another swing at Black Mage's head with his bat.]
prpl_assistant: (gun)

With permission from both BM and Nyanpire-mun.

[personal profile] prpl_assistant 2011-10-19 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
(She's just going around town again, when she hears a familiar cat's voice. However, Nyanpire sounds very distressed. She hurries round the street and sees the back of a man wearing green with a paper bag on his head, advancing on Nyanpire. The paper bag is a big give-away to his identity.

The Black Mage.

Silently, she ducks back around the corner, but she slides the revolver out of her purse. She's quite far from the place, but she knows she can hit the guy. Usually she won't get involved, especially since it's one of Mayfield's more infamous residents, but it's Nyanpire. And no one hurts her favorite kitty in Mayfield. If he takes another step, she's going to shoot him. She peers pass the corner and just watches, her revolver ready to shoot if need be.)

[action]

[identity profile] toxicophelia.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
What's that? [Pointing to the bag and/or bloody horn.]

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
She'll find it before then.

[He hands it to her carefully.]

Shovel?

[identity profile] downtoearthpony.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Applejack paws at the ground as she replies to Dash through gritted teeth.]

Then Ah guess we better get it back, whether he lets us or not.

[With a snort, Applejack takes off full tilt at Black Mage as he comes crawling out of the bushes, fully intending to trample him.]

[identity profile] foalingaround.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he's gonna give it back all right.

[Even though she was in a lot of pain, she still has enough fight in her to get back up. She wouldn't go down without a fight at least. With a flap of her wings, she shakily lifts herself off the ground and flies right at Black Mage, going for a headbutt.]

[identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Susan pauses for a few moments.]

Not here. As these things go, she'd decide to hunt for hidden treasure the moment we were done.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart steps forward, cracking his knuckles along the way.]

Yeah, right!

You're just using that shit as an excuse to kill unicorns, motherfuckin' unicorns!

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't break every bone in your body!?
Edited 2011-10-19 03:43 (UTC)

Re: [Around town]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, we got a funny guy here.

Funny looking!

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, common kitty.

I just wan't to pet you.

[Of course, that electricity forming around him isn't promising.]

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
[A noble cause.

Luckily BM doesn't take hits well at all, trying to pull something off in close combat isn't his thing.]


Bol-

[Thunk, the blow to the head stops that and he collapses again. This time just groaning.

No jokes at the moment.]

[action]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's a summoner's horn!

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Really? You don't like close combat Black Mage?

Well ain't that a bitch.

Pokey will just be trying to strike him in the head over and over and over.]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
[BM still has plenty of spell power left.

Sadly, he's injured and a terrible shot.]


Time to bring the pain.

BOLT 3!

BOLT 3!

BOLT 3!

[Lightning crashes from the sky. Bolts large enough to blow craters into the ground, destroy cars and send debris flying.

Sadly, they are all off target and easy to dodge at the moment by the two fast moving ponies.]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Not one for close combat with a demi god.

At least not at this level of power.

BM slowly backs up as Mart advances.]


Hey, summoning is a legitimate field of study, even if it is lame.

And I'll give you a good reason, collateral damage.

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] inthenertz.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
[BM tries to get some breathing space, but it isn't in the cards.

Pokey will get to see BM go still after a couple more blows. No more groaning, no more breathing.]

[753 Partridge Drive]

[identity profile] godisachild.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Pokey doesn't really pay attention. All he knows is that the Mage is down, and he needs to keep him down. So he just keeps swinging for a moment, unaware that the Mage is already gone, or appears to be so.

It's only after a few seconds or so more of swinging that he finally stops, shivering and shaking at what he's done. It...really isn't going to solve the problem in the long run, but hopefully it'll give the Mage pause before he tries to start shit with the people who mean something to him.

Pokey stares for just a moment more before, finally, running out of the house, bat in hand.]

Re: [Around town]

[identity profile] taser-facial.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The man breaks into a light smirk. On the other hand, it would be terribly rude to break into a battle of wits with the terminally unarmed. ]

Heavens! A stab at my heart. Truly, sir, you are the master of verbal repartee.

But I must ask, what's the deal with the unicorn horn? ...and the skin that's attached to it.

[identity profile] toxicophelia.livejournal.com 2011-10-19 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You summoned the horn, or the horn summons things? [Said a little mockingly.]

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